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#1  搞笑-英文三字经人之初:At the begining of life[ZT]

人之初:At the begining of life.
性本善:Sex is good.
性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁:Sex will leave you..
教之道:The way of learning it
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学:If you don''t study hard,
断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous
有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 :All his five son took it
名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 :If your children don''t know how to do it,
父之过 :It is all your fault.
教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 :their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 :You may refuse to study this
非所宜 :but that is a real mistake
幼不学 :If you don''t learn it in childhood,
老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 :If you don''t exercise your dick,
不成器 :It won''t become hard and strong.
人不学: If you don''t learn sex,
不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness





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